If you're like me

If you're like me, you're a bit cynical (and addicted to caffeine, but that's another story). You get a bit cynical in this business because you've seen it all. Vegetarians that eat meat? Check. Pregnant women ordering tequila? Check. Over-pompous men trying to compensate for something they feel is lacking? Check.
If you're lucky, things are not what they seem. If you're unlucky, you're underestimating the situation.
So if you're like me, you really enjoy satire. There's a comfort there, like "although the world may be doomed, we're at least laughing while going down". And that is a comfort, of sorts.
Anyway. Yelpers are everywhere. The concept is not new. What's new is what Yelpers might have sounded like when they first visited the pyramids, all those thousands of years ago. Or what they had to complain about when the great wall of China was built. Satire? Yes, indeed.